Confessions of a liar, thief and failed sex god by Bill Condon
Woolshed
Press, 2009. ISBN
9781741664546.
(Ages
14+) Bill
Condon has set this coming of age story in the 1960s. Australia is
involved in
the Vietnam War and the country is still deeply conservative. Neil is
in
his final
year at a Christian Brothers school in Sydney, a year that will see
many
changes for this boy on the cusp of manhood.
Neil's
life revolves around his family; Dad, Mum and brother Kevin, and his
best
friend Troy, who is always up for a dare and is afraid of nothing. Some
of the
certainties of life that Neil has known begin to crumble. Troy shows
he's just
as vulnerable as anyone else when he steals a wallet and allows Zom
(short for
Zombie), a quiet unassuming classmate take the blame. Zom shows a very
different side to his character when he declares his innocence and
punches the
much feared Brother Michael right in the middle of the quad.
Zom
is not only expelled from school but ejected from home as well and has
to live
in a small flat with his sister Sylvia. Neil, feels no great friendship
for
Zom, but thinks he's been treated very harshly because of Troy's
actions. Zom promises
to get back at Brother Michael while Neil finds Sylvia very attractive.
Things
get worse at school with the arrival of a new lay teacher, Delaine, who
introduces himself on the first day by giving the whole class six cuts
with the
strap just to show who's boss. But
Troy
is singled out for special treatment and cries when he goes back to his
seat. This wouldn't have been so
bad if Neil hadn't seen his tears and loss of face. On the way home
just as
they've said goodbye Troy is hit by a car and killed. Neil lies to the
police
and says Troy was his usual happy self.
It
seems that it's the beginning of a series of lies to his family, Zom
and
Sylvia. When he sees Sylvia to thank her for saving him from drowning
(even
though it was Zom that saved him) things go further than either of them
had
planned. He also discovers that Zom is going to act on his plan to seek
revenge
on Brother Michael. Neil tries to talk him out of it and even persuades
Zom
that he'll try and sort it out with Brother Michael. But there is no
change in
either the attitude of Zom or Brother Michael.
The
results aren't those expected but there are resolutions. The problems
of the
protagonist seem enormous and earth shattering, but life does move on.
Things
are not as bad as they seem. Conlon has written a book that will appeal
to a
wide audience, but particularly boys of middle school age. It's an easy
read
and a compulsive one at that.
Mark
Knight