The kids' survival guide: Avoiding 'When I was young' and other brain-exploding lectures by Susan Berran
Big Sky Publishing, 2016. ISBN 9781925520071
(Age: 8-10) Author Susan Berran humorously provides advice for kids
on how to survive parent lectures. When Sam's family move to the
country after the arrival of his sister Miss Smelly Melly Poop
Pants, he is annoyed. His new school has only thirty students and he
becomes best mates with Jared another city transplant. After their
Super-charged Cow Crapper Attacker accidentally covers the whole
soccer team, the coach, the ref and half the crowd, Sam and his
friend receive the same lecture by their parents and the adults
involved. Why do they all use the same phrases, is there a secret
guidebook? Yes, hidden in the cleaning cupboard is the parent manual
titled 'Boring Useless Lectures, Lessons, Children's Rules and
Punishments' (that's Bullcrap for short!) Sam informs the reader he
is going to share his 'own brain-blowing close encounters to teach
you how to get out of stuff!'
Part 1 covers those familiar parent topics - 'You Should Know, I've
Told You a Hundred Times! You're Bigger than Her, Act Your Age' and
that ever popular - 'When I Was Your Age!' Sam's interactions with
his younger sister and his constant fixation on her poopy pants are
comical. His mother's lectures laying down the guilt trap are easily
recognisable - setting an example or it wouldn't hurt to help around
here! Part 2 introduces the POOEARS concept and parts 3-5 include
more silly situations and sage insights.
Author Susan Berran's survival guide is a fabulous class read-aloud.
Her warnings and hints are comical - 'avoid eye contact at all cost'
and 'absolutely do not get sucked in and answer them!' This book is
well presented, with a large font, an easy to read format, fun
cartoons spread throughout, relatable characters and amusing scenes
from family and school life. Berran's message is one of reassurance,
that kids are not alone, they have similar childhood encounters.
Rhyllis Bignell